Fan Recap for One Life to Live

LOONEY MAGS ON BROADWAY:

Margaret wraps up her lip-syncing. (Too bad Simon wasn’t there to give her his opinion!) She asks Todd if their song had its usual effect, he says no. He wasn’t turned on by the song. She ignores him, and reaches for scissors. He is alarmed, asking her what she’s up to. She shushes him, telling him she is going to cut off his pants so she can have a clear view of things stirring around. He struggles, and she tells him… “No, no, no! Be still. We don’t want you bleeding while we’re making our baby!” Todd just shakes his head with that “Cherry-Pepto-Bismol,-NOW!” look, and prays that she doesn’t hit any vital areas with those dastardly scissors!

Back from commercial, we see Mags jump up with a shriek and a bloody lip. “YOU BIT ME!” she yells out accusingly. Todd tells her he’ll do worse than that if she tries that again. You drew blood! she yells. Okay, you want to play rough, so can I. But enough blood has been drawn for one night. She rises and reaches for some duct tape. She straps a piece over Todd’s mouth as he says, “NO!” She tells him that his mouth says, “No, no!”, but his eyes say, “Si, si!”

Blair confronts a scurrying Daniel and tries to find out if any news about Todd has surfaced. Daniel is dismissive, short, and impatient with her, and is annoyed that she still wants to ask questions even when he’s being rude. He tells her there’s no new news to report, no one here can help her, wait for Nora to return, and he’s gotta go. I’m sorry, goodbye. Blair, angry, picks up her phone and calls George, a staff member of “The Sun.” Has tommorw’s edition gone to print yet? Good, hold off on printing. There’s still something I have to do. Later, she and George meet. Did he get what she asked for? Yes, ma’am, I did. He picks up a proof of the next day’s front page. There’s a huge photo of Margaret, and a big bold headline that reads:

“WANTED!” George voices his concern that the paper will be hit with a lawsuit, but Blair says she doesn’t care if she loses her shirt if it will help her find Todd!

Flash back to the Bat Cave…..

Mags is jumping on Todd’s leg, pretending she’s riding a horse. He lifts his knees up and jabs her, nearly knocking her to the floor. She gets up, TIIICKED OOOFFF, and tells him that his actions were rude, and she’s had enough of him. She jumps back on him, and wraps her hands around his throat. She tells him that if he doesn’t make a baby with her, THAT NIGHT, she is going to choke the life out of him….and THAT is no bluff!

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