Want to be popular, powerful, and rich? It's easier than you think.
Difficulty Level: moderate Time Required: 45 minutes
Here's How:
- Throw lots of parties.
- Wear lots of fancy clothes, even when you are relaxing at home.
- Wear real Rolex watches, never Timex.
- With every outfit you wear, make sure to accessorize with a lot of fancy jewelry, preferably diamonds.
- When getting married, throw a very elaborate wedding ceremony.
- Become the boss of your own successful business, but make it look like you only work a few hours a day.
- Only marry rich people, or people who will soon inherit a lot of money.
- If you are a woman, become known as the "First Lady" of your local town.
- If you are a man, become known as the most available millionaire bachelor.
- Always show courage and strength when dealing with life's everyday problems.
- Give lots of money to charities.
- And most important, have more friends than enemies.
- Don't get caught wearing flannel p.j.'s to bed.
- Don't sign over the power-of-attorney form to anyone, especially to your own children.
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