How to Become a Llanview "Bad Girl"

Have you always wanted to become just like the character you love to hate? Here's your chance to learn how.

Difficulty Level: moderate to hard     Time Required: 30 minutes

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Here's How:

1. Fake a pregnancy.
2. Spend your afternoons "entertaining" business, instead of preparing dinner for your husband.
3. Change your nickname to the "Queen of Mean".
4. Seduce your enemy's young son for revenge.
5. Have people refer to you as a "She-Devil".
6. Resort to blackmail if necessary.
7. Make your occupation as professional scam-artist.
8. Scheme, con, or connive in order to get your man.
9. Pray you were born with "bad genes".
10. Spend time in a mental institute.
11. Purposely sabotage a wedding ceremony.
12. And finally, threaten to use a power drill on your husband if he doesn't confess to his infidelity.
    

Tips:

1. When blowing up a wedding cake to kill your ex-lover, make sure you are already out of the room before you detonate the explosives.
2. When heading out to poison your worst enemy, don't spill it on yourself beforehand.
   

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