Want to become the local thud, villain, or sinner? Learn how by reading these easy steps.
Difficulty Level: moderate to hard Time Required: 60 minutes
Here's How:
- Masquerade as your twin brother.
- Include in your job resume as once being a local pimp.
- Become a pathological liar.
- Become a professional con-artist.
- Have your father become a member of the mob.
- Burn down your own nightclub for the insurance money.
- Refer to yourself around others as the "bad seed."
- Get into the loan-sharking business.
- Have your three major hang-ups in your life as sex, gambling, and more sex.
- Change your name to the "Prince of Darkness."
- Tell everyone you are demon-driven.
- Spend some time in Stateville Prison.
- And finally, don't worry if you are ever shot, drugged,
drowned, or blown-up, because you will live, and you'll have time to seek all
the revenge you desire.
- Stay clear of the Llanview Police Department.
- Wear a bullet-proof jacket at all times.
- Be aware of beautiful women who only want
you for your money.
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- Index of "How To's"
