How to Become a Llanview "Bad Boy"

Want to become the local thud, villain, or sinner? Learn how by reading these easy steps.

Difficulty Level: moderate to hard      Time Required: 60 minutes

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Here's How:

1. Masquerade as your twin brother.
2. Include in your job resume as once being a local pimp.
3. Become a pathological liar.
4. Become a professional con-artist.
5. Have your father become a member of the mob.
6. Burn down your own nightclub for the insurance money.
7. Refer to yourself around others as the "bad seed."
8. Get into the loan-sharking business.
9. Have your three major hang-ups in your life as sex, gambling, and more sex.
10. Change your name to the "Prince of Darkness."
11. Tell everyone you are demon-driven.
12. Spend some time in Stateville Prison.
13. And finally, don't worry if you are ever shot, drugged, drowned, or blown-up, because you will live, and you'll have time to seek all the revenge you desire.
    

Tips:

1. Stay clear of the Llanview Police Department.
2. Wear a bullet-proof jacket at all times.
3. Be aware of beautiful women who only want you for your money.
   

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