Fan Recap for One Life to Live, cont.

A little while later, Todd returns Starr to Blair, where she races down to hug Starr, telling her not to frighten her that way again. Starr apologizes, then turns to Todd and hugs him. She sadly tells him that she's sorry he and Blair won't be getting back together, but she can't afford to hope anymore. She heads upstairs and Blair tells Todd that the trip to New York will be good for her. Todd asks when she's leaving, and she tells him tomorrow, because she has to attend the launching party for Craze tonight. Todd sarcastically tells her that he's going to miss STARR. Enter Nosy Biddy Dorian, with her saccharine smile, thanking Todd for returning Starr, and now he should go. Todd snorts and leaves. Dorian tells Blair that she'd better not even THINK about letting Todd weasel his way back. Blair tells the nosy crank that nothing of the sort is going to happen. She and Starr are headed to New York, and when they return, the worst will have been past them.

WEEELLL, if she spent a little more time at HOME with HER KIDS and less time flirting with her COUSIN'S HUSBAND, she'd have had the sense to go upstairs and find out that Starr was on the internet, making runaway plans with an online pen pal. Her anonymous pal convinces her to join him in leaving the parents and going to Florida Keys. She's excited, and he tells her that they need bucks, he has only $150. She snickers, saying she can do WAY better than that!

Later, when the workmen leave and so has everyone else, she makes her way into Dorian's wall safe and removes two stacks of cash, totalling $2500!

LOONVIEW TEEN BEAT: ADRIANA'S NEW ATTITUDE!

After Dorian tells Adriana that she'll be staying with Carlotta while the Manor is being renovated, Adriana squeals with delight. She tells Dorian that she loves Carlotta, and is especially close to her now that she's been informed that carlotta was there with Dorian when Adriana was born. Dorian tries to skip that subject, but the younger girl asks her why she never wants to talk about birth. Dorian uneasily replies that she told her about her father. Adriana tells her that she only got as far as to describe him as a terrible man, and despite that, he's still her father and she deserves to know about him. Dorian tells her that the less she knows about him, the better.

Adriana concedes defeat, and joins River out in the hall. As they enjoy about two seconds of each other's company, the doorbell rings. It's Shannon, looking for River to give him a CD of a new band from Atlantic City. Adriana is jealous as River excitedly accepts the gift and engages in animated conversation with the other girl. As they chat on about bands that are foreign to Adriana, River remembers that his fiancée is actually PRESENT, and offers her the headphones to take a listen. She desperately tries to enjoy the music for River's sake, but Shannon reads right through it and says that she hates it. Adriana defensively says that it's just different than the bands she's used to. Oh, yeah, Shannon baits, like N'Sync? River snickers. Shannon continues to bait her, while River seems not to notice Adriana's discomfort. If he were my fiancé, he'd be DROWNING in a River by now! (Just kidding, ladies!)

Later, as she awaits Carlotta's arrival, she and Starr have a little woman talk on the steps, and she reveals to Starr that she's going shopping for a new look. She shows Starr the fashion magazine and Starr tells her that it's cool..that's just what the Shannon girl wears, and she's cool!

BUCHANAN-KRAMER-MANNING BULLFIGHT!

Ooookkkayyy, folks! Pop one of those anti-dizzy pills, because this one is a doozy. Three storylines wrapped up into one. Go ahead, pop the pill, I'll wait...1...2....3...GO!

Start with the Kramers...Paul and Kelly, that is. (Oops, sorry! Kelly BUCHANAN! Her husband always after Blair, so I forgot she was married. My bad!)

Paul has threatened to expose the truth about Asa II's real mother if she doesn't come up with $64,000 by tonight. Kelly is freaked out. WHAT! If you do, you'll be in trouble, too! Maybe the baby's biological mother didn't want him, but I know you didn't get him to me legally! Kelly, trust me, that is the LEAST of my troubles! How much trouble are you in? All you need to know is that someone is going to off me if I don't get them their money. This is all your fault, you know! If you had brought me the proof I needed to prove that Dorian and David robbed me of my inheritance...I tried, Paul! You didn't try hard enough, Kelly!