How to Tell if You Have Arrived in Llanview
From your One Life to Live Fans Guide

Wonder what it would be like if you found yourself trapped in the middle of this fictional town? Here's how you can tell if you have entered into this "other world."

Difficulty Level: Average    Time Required: 15 minutes

1. You will find out most Llanview residents have as much free time as they do money.
2. You will encounter life-altering experiences every couple of weeks.        
3. Your spouse or significant other will leave you shortly after your arrival for someone else.
4. Most of your conversations with other people will take place in a bedroom or living room.
5. You will find out your best friend once killed someone, went through a lengthy trial, was convicted and sentenced to life, but was miraculously set free a few hours later.
6. Chances are the person you fall in love with will turn out to be your long-lost brother or sister.
7. You will soon learn you were adopted.
8. You won't have to worry about money, as you will soon find out you are the long-lost heir of a wealthy relative.
9. You are only required to work less than twenty minutes a day.
10. You occasionally might find yourself trapped in an underground city or transported back in time.
11. Don't be surprised when a newly departed family member or friend turns up alive after all.
12. Once you find the love of your life and get married, expect to be divorced two months later.
13. And finally, don't be surprised to come home one day and find that a family member looks like a totally different person.
    

Tips:

1. Don't get tricked into entering hidden rooms or basements.
2. Never go to your car alone as you will be attacked.
3. Only bring dress clothes to town, jeans and t-shirts are not allowed.

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